- “What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?”
“A pouch potato!”
- “How do you get a good price on a sled?”
“You have tobaggan!”
- “Can February March?”
“No, but April May!”
- “How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?”
“By its bark!”
- “What did the coffee report to the police?”
“A mugging!”
