- “What do you call a fake noodle?”
“An impasta!”
- “Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?”
“Because the ‘P’ is silent!”
- “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?”
“An irrelephant!”
- “What do you get from a pampered cow?”
“Spoiled milk!”
- “What did the vet say to the cat?”
“How are you feline?”
