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Bear Facts

Bear Facts

Bad Dad Jokes – Corny or clever?

  • “What do you call a fake noodle?”

            “An impasta!”

  • “Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?”

            “Because the ‘P’ is silent!”

  • “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?”

            “An irrelephant!”

  • “What do you get from a pampered cow?”

            “Spoiled milk!”

  • “What did the vet say to the cat?”

              “How are you feline?”

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