- “What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?”
“The space bar!”
- “What do you call a pony with a sore throat?”
“A little hoarse!”
- “What does garlic do when it gets hot?”
“It takes its cloves off!”
- “How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?”
“Nothing, it’s on the house!”
- “Where do young trees go to learn?”
“Elementree school!”
