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Bad Dad Jokes — Corny or Clever?

  • “What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?”
    “The space bar!”

 

  • “What do you call a pony with a sore throat?”
    “A little hoarse!”

 

  • “What does garlic do when it gets hot?”
    “It takes its cloves off!”

 

  • “How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?”
    “Nothing, it’s on the house!”

 

  • “Where do young trees go to learn?”
    “Elementree school!”
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