- “What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?”
“A meltdown!”
- “What does a bee use to brush its hair?”
“A honeycomb!”
- “Do you wanna box for your leftovers?”
“No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
- “If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”
Yes, but it’s a minor offense.
- “Why did the scarecrow win an award?”
“Because he was outstanding in his field!”