- “What did the paper clip say to the magnet?”
“I find you very attractive!”
- “How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?”
“For stealing someone’s heart!”
- “What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?”
“A ghoul-friend!”
- “What did the car say to the tire?”
“Wheel you be my valentine?”
- “What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive on time?”
“Choco-late!”
