- “What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin?”
“Use a pumpkin patch!”
- “What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?”
“Peach gobbler!”
- “What do math teachers eat on Thanksgiving?”
“Pumpkin pi!”
- “What did the Pilgrims use to make cookies on Thanksgiving?”
“May flour!”
- “Why did the turkey refuse to eat dinner?”
“It was stuffed!”
