- “What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast food?”
“Ice krispies!”
- “Why was the snowman digging through a bag of carrots?”
“He was picking his nose!”
- “What did the sunshine say to the snowman?”
“Water you doing tomorrow!”
- “Where do snowmen check the weather forecast?”
“The winternet!”
- “What do you call the slowest skier on winter break?”
“A slope poke!”