Funny Bear Stories

Funny Bear Stories

Jessica Elie, Humor

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? A bear-faced lyre!

Bears can be terrifying, but they can also be loveable, adorable, and hilarious. Here are two humorous bear stories that will make you love this funny, if sometimes deadly, animal. 

In British Columbia, a woman was sitting on her porch, unaware of the creature lurking nearby. Suddenly, she spotted it! A bear was creeping toward her. It had been watching her for a while and was finally ready to strike. The woman was paralyzed in fear, and could only watch as the beast closed in on her. When it was mere inches away from her, it licked her fingers, then walked away. This bear was watching her for a long period of time, only to lick her fingers! It’s as if the bear did a Freaky Friday swap with a dog! 

In California, a man found two bears snacking on his leftovers from KFC. He claimed that he had never before had bears break into his house. It seems that the allure of the fried chicken was just too powerful. I’ve never heard of a better advertisement for KFC than this. 

I hope you enjoyed these stories as much as I did!